he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Randomize
