All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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