He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just had sex on a roof
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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