Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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