what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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