Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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