ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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