you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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