Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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