You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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