your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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