I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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