You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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