She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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