My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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