You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
