I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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