Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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