Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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