You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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