Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
love makes seman taste better
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We left the knife in your bed.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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