it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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