people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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