I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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