in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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