My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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