did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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