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Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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