quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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