CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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