she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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