dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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