I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Buhtt sex?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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