This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
a search helicopter?!
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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