On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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