Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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