Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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