it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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