Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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