Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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