If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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