just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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