I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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