im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
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