This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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