i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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