i just had sex bonerless
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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