You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
In America we eat man semen.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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