i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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