Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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